tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post115276540840835315..comments2023-10-26T03:26:53.959-07:00Comments on Suebob's Red Stapler: The agony and the ecstasySUEB0Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153428123353718972006-07-20T13:42:00.000-07:002006-07-20T13:42:00.000-07:00You crack me up, I have a list of 'fantasy' commen...You crack me up, I have a list of 'fantasy' comments like this too. I also like, "Ahh, all for lack of a condom" to be said strategically at the peak of a kicking tantrum in the aisle at Target.Minnesota Nicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00114323395915699960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153088661999293412006-07-16T15:24:00.000-07:002006-07-16T15:24:00.000-07:00Ok, y'all, I am a W. supporter. I would support hi...Ok, y'all, I am a W. supporter. I would support his going back to Texas to run a crappy baseball franchise again (he wasn't much good at that, either, though he did manage to make money off it).SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153053280320084682006-07-16T05:34:00.000-07:002006-07-16T05:34:00.000-07:00You really have to try harder than that to offend ...You really have to try harder than that to offend me. I will happily admit my child is a monster, and always take parenting advice. <BR/><BR/>Gotta agree with Queen - if you want to offend us, try telling us you're a W supporter.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07345875955750219033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153016430488339182006-07-15T19:20:00.000-07:002006-07-15T19:20:00.000-07:00If this were the first I'd visited the site, I'd p...If this were the first I'd visited the site, I'd probably have you lumped in with those boring anti-kid types to whom I just want to say, "Hope someone is having kids so you'll have people to change the bed pans in your old age." But guess what? I found you days ago and love you already. I'm not sure how I found Red Stapler, but it was love at first read. So when I read your anti-kid rant I say, Ha. I agree. Kids are big pain in the neck. Mine are lovely at times. But mostly they live to annoy. The secret is out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152890396058808572006-07-14T08:19:00.000-07:002006-07-14T08:19:00.000-07:00Ha! I don't have kids, so you can't get me that w...Ha! I don't have kids, so you can't get me that way. And I'll have you know that I added your site to my blogroll as soon as I found it, so I'm one of the "more than 5 seconds" group.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152851879946352622006-07-13T21:37:00.000-07:002006-07-13T21:37:00.000-07:00Thanks for the link...I just stayed here for longe...Thanks for the link...I just stayed here for longer than 5 seconds if that's any consolation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152846728518055282006-07-13T20:12:00.000-07:002006-07-13T20:12:00.000-07:00Okay...same thing happened here. Remember when I w...Okay...same thing happened here. Remember when I wrote about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Rachel mentioned it on Blogging Baby and I swear I was nearly hauled out a verbally stoned to death. Those Blogging Baby folks are...uh...wound a bit too tightly. Uh-oh....I feel one breathing down my neck right now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152842743268042582006-07-13T19:05:00.000-07:002006-07-13T19:05:00.000-07:00Also, does "young pony passion" sound dirty to you...Also, does "young pony passion" sound dirty to you too?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152842644942403152006-07-13T19:04:00.000-07:002006-07-13T19:04:00.000-07:00I've had that happen before. You get mentioned som...I've had that happen before. You get mentioned somewhere big and your stats go up. <BR/><BR/>But then! After you go on the shopping spree, buying expensive old cars and ponies (the cars are old, the ponies are not), you realize nobody's really hanging around. <BR/><BR/>Then comes the anger. Who is going to subsidize your newly discovered young pony passion if the internet won't? WHO? <BR/><BR/>Finally, there is the returning of the old cars and releasing of the young ponies into the wilds of local park (it's the right thing to do, trust me) when you realize that all the fame and glory you banked on was just a temporary blip. <BR/><BR/>We've all been there. We've all been there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152837574023153402006-07-13T17:39:00.000-07:002006-07-13T17:39:00.000-07:00The two kids knocking on your hyatt door and runni...The two kids knocking on your hyatt door and running in San Jose? Those will be mine. I'll be sending them by every 15 minutes or so. <BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>And next time you try to offend us, try using the words "britney" "soccer mom" or "ann coulter"-that might get the job done.Queen of Spainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00859345688770909616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152830165209268652006-07-13T15:36:00.000-07:002006-07-13T15:36:00.000-07:00Oh my god. Those were SO FUNNY. YOu made me laugh ...Oh my god. Those were SO FUNNY. YOu made me laugh out loud. THanks!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152825427763613392006-07-13T14:17:00.000-07:002006-07-13T14:17:00.000-07:00i'm not offended. i'm a parent and i say some of ...i'm not offended. i'm a parent and i say some of those things. about other peoples kids, of course. but i think if a kid has a problem, it's more than not something the parent is doing wrong. and just so you know, my kids are perfect, because i'm the perfect parent!<BR/><BR/>no wait. i was the perfect parent BEFORE i had kids. that's when i knew EVERYTHING!<BR/><BR/>damn, kids dumb you down. no wonder you're so freakin' smart and funny. rock on!<BR/><BR/>and 5 seconds? phew! they know not what they miss.noncommonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03086203237964093958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152824882417402722006-07-13T14:08:00.000-07:002006-07-13T14:08:00.000-07:00Hm. Nice try, but I'm not offended. And NO, I can'...Hm. Nice try, but I'm not offended. And NO, I can't control them. I think that is why I respect your decision to not have any so much.<BR/><BR/>Stupid biological imperative.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152797167535398752006-07-13T06:26:00.000-07:002006-07-13T06:26:00.000-07:00That's it. I hate you. NOBODY insults MY kids that...That's it. I hate you. NOBODY insults MY kids that way!super deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04347176046518919059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1152790140944852672006-07-13T04:29:00.000-07:002006-07-13T04:29:00.000-07:00love it.16. See that [motion to horrendous behavio...love it.<BR/><BR/>16. See that <I>[motion to horrendous behavior]</I>? <B>That's</B> why I don't have kids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com