tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post115354550607828981..comments2023-10-26T03:26:53.959-07:00Comments on Suebob's Red Stapler: Shut my mouth and paint me red...SUEB0Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153978363629114742006-07-26T22:32:00.000-07:002006-07-26T22:32:00.000-07:00I must admit that I did receive a gang email from ...I must admit that I did receive a gang email from my friends telling us all to not buy into the "toast" and crap-purchasing that the "chapel" offers. They said they just want to share their day with as many people as possible. If I take the laptop, that may be as many people as can see my screen at BlogHer.SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153922424997885682006-07-26T07:00:00.000-07:002006-07-26T07:00:00.000-07:00So not surprised wrt price tags. and i do believe...So not surprised wrt price tags. and i do believe that the wearing of the little plastic security device happens, for practical reasons if nothing else, if you get my drift.<BR/><BR/>and i don't even just mean kids who couldn't afford it otherwise--i used to have a horrid little rich "friend" who (her and her buddies) thought it was great fun to go around and break into other peoples' cars. steal the stereo, joyride. <BR/><BR/>that wedding, though--BOGGLE.<BR/><BR/>never thought i'd see the day when i ran across something that made the drive-thru chapels in Vegas look classy by comparison.<BR/><BR/>anyway, i am just so fucking glad that the sanctity of marriage is being preserved. <BR/><BR/>these days i'm fairly snarly about wedding invites anyway (unless of course it's a dear friend or something); i can only imagine my response to getting that one.<BR/><BR/>i'm sure i'd come up with something more inventive than DIE DIE DIE CLUELESS TACKY PRIVILEGE MONSTER MOTHERFUCKERS, after i stopped sputtering.belledame222https://www.blogger.com/profile/13947289856453172848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153752438139998682006-07-24T07:47:00.000-07:002006-07-24T07:47:00.000-07:00An online wedding. Forget cats and dogs living to...An online wedding. Forget cats and dogs living together, an online viewing of a wedding is the sign of the apocalypse.Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153707205582749152006-07-23T19:13:00.000-07:002006-07-23T19:13:00.000-07:00Supa - absolutely. I just checked - the skirt also...Supa - absolutely. I just checked - the skirt also sports a few mirrors. We will match!SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153700518971507582006-07-23T17:21:00.000-07:002006-07-23T17:21:00.000-07:00Ha! I kind of like Jane's suggestion.So much tacki...Ha! I kind of like Jane's suggestion.<BR/><BR/>So much tackiness, so little time.<BR/><BR/>Tangent: If you wear your purple hippie skirt (and you must; I have decided), then I will wear my mirror-bedecked purple hippie sundress.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153688284263247022006-07-23T13:58:00.000-07:002006-07-23T13:58:00.000-07:00I think we should all gather around your laptop at...I think we should all gather around your laptop at BlogHer, watch the wedding webcast and volunteer Mystery Science Theater 3000-style commentary. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153656590871967052006-07-23T05:09:00.000-07:002006-07-23T05:09:00.000-07:00bravobravononcommonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03086203237964093958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153627770262977452006-07-22T21:09:00.000-07:002006-07-22T21:09:00.000-07:00With the wedding I did something kind of passive a...With the wedding I did something kind of passive aggressive. Ok, really passive aggressive. The email came from the fiance. I emailed her back.<BR/><BR/>Hi X,<BR/>I'm amazed! I didn't even know Fred was in a serious relationship much less that he was getting married! Crazy! He is SUCH a guy about keeping in touch. Anyway, it's nice to "meet" you. I hope you can use your female skills to whip him into shape and get him to call his old buddies every once in a while. I hope your wedding is great!<BR/><BR/>Ahem.SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153626732167040402006-07-22T20:52:00.000-07:002006-07-22T20:52:00.000-07:00WTF with the wedding thing?!? Tacky, tacky, tacky...WTF with the wedding thing?!? Tacky, tacky, tacky!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153624820571724552006-07-22T20:20:00.000-07:002006-07-22T20:20:00.000-07:00I agree about the online wedding bit; pretty rude....I agree about the online wedding bit; pretty rude. Not to mention ridiculous. Does anyone ever *want* to go to a wedding? Don't we just go because we'd be jerks not to get all dressed up and buy a toaster and keep our bitter, cynical (and prophetic) comments to ourselves.Toastedsuzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09119589782211655334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153623004759666562006-07-22T19:50:00.000-07:002006-07-22T19:50:00.000-07:001. dumb kids2. dumber parents3. hate weddings 4. n...1. dumb kids<BR/><BR/>2. dumber parents<BR/><BR/>3. hate weddings <BR/><BR/>4. now i hate them even more<BR/><BR/>5. what is it with men and their penises?<BR/><BR/>6. and who the hell really cares?noncommonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03086203237964093958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153610447107684962006-07-22T16:20:00.000-07:002006-07-22T16:20:00.000-07:00"Feh"... rolling my eyes."Feh"... <BR/><BR/>rolling my eyes.Janet Eveninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07407146817595399665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153609509631462882006-07-22T16:05:00.000-07:002006-07-22T16:05:00.000-07:00that wedding thing is the worst things I've ever h...that wedding thing is the worst things I've ever heard in my life.super deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04347176046518919059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153591772650642062006-07-22T11:09:00.000-07:002006-07-22T11:09:00.000-07:00As a future inner city middle school teacher, I am...As a future inner city middle school teacher, I am scared to death of the tag thing. <BR/><BR/>I love your mom's point about washing. Also... who has the balls to walk up and actually READ the tag?? <BR/><BR/>I am so proud of my frugality... that I might start leaving on the 1.99 tag with the red line through it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153589069077678302006-07-22T10:24:00.000-07:002006-07-22T10:24:00.000-07:00The tag on the hat thing was torturing me several ...The tag on the hat thing was torturing me several years ago in NYC. The subways were particularly good spotting ground for this strange, strange trend.<BR/><BR/>Um, that wedding thing is the most tasteless, bordering on offensive thing I've ever heard of.<BR/><BR/>Serious. The nerve!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153586411846432182006-07-22T09:40:00.000-07:002006-07-22T09:40:00.000-07:00Wow. That's pretty damn amazing.Wow. That's pretty damn amazing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153583069899335742006-07-22T08:44:00.000-07:002006-07-22T08:44:00.000-07:00I wouldn't be impressed by the price tag, but if t...I wouldn't be impressed by the price tag, but if the kids were wearing clothes with the little plastic security device still attached, that would be impressive. That would show they have skills.<BR/><BR/>Is it possible that who ever started the fad was being ironic?Toastedsuzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09119589782211655334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1153574132398913182006-07-22T06:15:00.000-07:002006-07-22T06:15:00.000-07:00I've seen this around and was wondering WTF. I don...I've seen this around and was wondering WTF. I don't even leave the tags in that have washing instructions.super deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04347176046518919059noreply@blogger.com