tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post115539686378105299..comments2023-10-26T03:26:53.959-07:00Comments on Suebob's Red Stapler: A busy weekendSUEB0Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155907087182313932006-08-18T06:18:00.000-07:002006-08-18T06:18:00.000-07:00I think the simple answer is because they can. Unl...I think the simple answer is because they can. Unlike women who always feel they have a million things to do and don't take the luxury of sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes, men can read an entire magazine while stewing on the can.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155774633043086102006-08-16T17:30:00.000-07:002006-08-16T17:30:00.000-07:00Man, my husband told me that when he worked at an ...Man, my husband told me that when he worked at an investment bank, the men would put their newspaper down on the floor while they read in the stall. That seriously repulses me.<BR/><BR/>I think they take forever for 2 reasons: 1. they read (I swear this is where Husband does all his reading) and 2. they try to wait out the smell so they will not be so embarassed if someone else walks in right after them.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16279999850117456433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155617865916262222006-08-14T21:57:00.000-07:002006-08-14T21:57:00.000-07:00Meno - you may be right.Lady M- thanks. I went bac...Meno - you may be right.<BR/>Lady M- thanks. I went back and gave her the link.<BR/>Laura - good strategy with the kids. I know how having one bathroom is. Bad, that's how it is.<BR/>Jes - more fiber. Try my naturopath's famous hi-fiber oatmeal - 1/2 cup old fashioned oatmeal, 1/4 cup wheat bran, cooked together. Constipation be gone.SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155617047343610202006-08-14T21:44:00.000-07:002006-08-14T21:44:00.000-07:00That is so funny. You are very right. Didn't know ...That is so funny. You are very right. Didn't know that vegans poop more. But it DOES make sense.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155611663692594332006-08-14T20:14:00.001-07:002006-08-14T20:14:00.001-07:00I love a good poop story. Guy poop stinks worse to...I love a good poop story. Guy poop stinks worse too..Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their Girlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15854856878692935043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155611648292197612006-08-14T20:14:00.000-07:002006-08-14T20:14:00.000-07:00Okay, I'm really afraid of following those links.R...Okay, I'm really afraid of following those links.<BR/><BR/>Really, really afraid. There are some things I just don't want to know about. :)Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155606480341515522006-08-14T18:48:00.000-07:002006-08-14T18:48:00.000-07:00See, I am so opposite! In my household, men poop ...See, I am so opposite! In my household, men poop in three seconds flat. And then: THEY'RE done. No more. Finished.<BR/><BR/>Whereas I am the longest pooper in the world. I am constantly constipated. Sometimes I try to force myself to go, and cannot. I just sit there, with my husband knocking on the door, wondering whether I've managed to strain out my internal organs.<BR/><BR/>Alas. Something is amiss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155598023970843442006-08-14T16:27:00.000-07:002006-08-14T16:27:00.000-07:00Mmmmm. Bowel Habits.Mmmmm. Bowel Habits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155575238416182912006-08-14T10:07:00.000-07:002006-08-14T10:07:00.000-07:00Well, I don't know about you, but I don't go to th...Well, I don't know about you, but I don't go to the bathroom to poop until I NEED to. I think men sense there MAY be a poop impending and go in and let it find it's way out, where as women go in there when it's necessary and don't waste time waiting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155569294087225192006-08-14T08:28:00.000-07:002006-08-14T08:28:00.000-07:00Venn diagram of pooping groups/locations - Suebob,...Venn diagram of pooping groups/locations - Suebob, you are killing me!<BR/><BR/>Your research was much more exhaustive than mine; I'm impressed. Anecdotal evidence only took me so far, but you were able to obtain published reports on the subject.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155564513629131972006-08-14T07:08:00.000-07:002006-08-14T07:08:00.000-07:00Wait. I think I figured it out. Maybe men aren't...Wait. I think I figured it out. Maybe men aren't slow poopers. Maybe men poop at the natural pace. Maybe they just seem slow compared to women. Women are unnaturally fast shitters because there's always, ALWAYS more shit to do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155563215579329102006-08-14T06:46:00.000-07:002006-08-14T06:46:00.000-07:00I think it's partly escape. And partly diet. I t...I think it's partly escape. And partly diet. I think women are more likely to drink a lot of water and eat veggies and other fibrous foods that can reduce pooping to 12.3 seconds. Shit. Now you all know how it takes me to poop.<BR/><BR/>I'm so fast that if I took a magazine onto the stool, I couldn't read much more than the first paragraph.<BR/><BR/>It's a good question though. You always ask the good questions, suebob.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155562878555827652006-08-14T06:41:00.000-07:002006-08-14T06:41:00.000-07:00Another plus to being a vegetarian. Awesome.Another plus to being a vegetarian. Awesome.Heather B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07931351971982028473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155562618102024612006-08-14T06:36:00.000-07:002006-08-14T06:36:00.000-07:00This has plagued me for years. And since having ki...This has plagued me for years. And since having kids I have had to add this corollary. (perhaps these searches will reveal the answer). WHY? MUST. MEN. POOP. ALONE? OMG. Because around here one would have to believe that the world could spin off its axis if a small child were to wander into the bathroom during the holy ceremony. Were I to live by that principal, I would have pooped twice in the last ten years. So the answer must hearken back to prehistoric times. But. There was no reading material then. Or was there? The mystery continues.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155561876427926802006-08-14T06:24:00.000-07:002006-08-14T06:24:00.000-07:00You are so right!!! I get so pissed at my husband!...You are so right!!! <BR/>I get so pissed at my husband!! This is honestly one of our biggest marital issues. <BR/><BR/>1. We have one bathroom<BR/>2. We have 2 horrendously active children.<BR/>3. He thinks "pushing" will give him hemmeroids (sp?)<BR/>4. He goes into lockdown for 20-60 minutes 2-3 times a day...<BR/>5. Ergo, If he is pooping, I have to watch the children alone, and try to not make a spot on the carpet myself. <BR/><BR/>Sometimes, I have been known to open the door and let the children go in and torment him. Not thing one he can do about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155543289510707742006-08-14T01:14:00.000-07:002006-08-14T01:14:00.000-07:00Ha, funny!It was probably mothergoosemouse who sen...Ha, funny!<BR/><BR/>It was probably mothergoosemouse who sent you on this train of thought.<BR/><BR/>http://mothergoosemouse.com/2006/08/11/or-get-off-the-pot/Lady Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13360693450146358247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18820173.post-1155533798449805542006-08-13T22:36:00.000-07:002006-08-13T22:36:00.000-07:00They take so long because they are waiting for som...They take so long because they are waiting for someone else to put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser because god knows they couldn't possibly do it themselves.<BR/><BR/>And that's the straight shit.<BR/><BR/>Clicked a link to here from somehere, but now i can't remember exactly where. Looks like fun stuff.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.com