Boobs: officially healthy. Not perky, but healthy.
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The year: 1976. Little Suebob is taking the first computer class her high school ever offered. She gets a visit from her Future Self.
Future Self: Don't worry about those tapes and punchcards.
High School Suebob: Why not?
FS: In 2006, you won't have to worry about programming. Someone will have done it all for you. Your computer will fit in a big purse and you'll be able to hear audio and watch video on it. All the computers in the world will be connected in one big system so you can talk to people all over.
High School Suebob: Cool. What will I use it for?
FS: To tell the world about your boobs.
YES. YES! I'm so happy for you. Seriously, Sue, I am inordinately excited about this. XOXO and happy day!
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you!
ReplyDeleteWhoo hoo on the clean boob health news.
ReplyDeleteCan you get your doctor to call my doctor and give me my reproductive organ test results. Because in the time it's taken you to post about your experience, get the biopsy, get the results, I've been waiting TWICE that to hear about my uterus.
Pull some strings for me...k?
WOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Three cheers for the boobage!
ReplyDeletei am so happy for you!!
ReplyDeleteI got your letter today, thank you!! i look funny but what the hey, right?
And thanks for the support. i really need it. :)
Perkiness is way overrated - healthy tits are the way to go.
ReplyDeleteSo glad for you!
We told you! and that wasn't even 2 days, was it?
ReplyDeleteGo celebrate.
what a fucking relief. Tell those things to pipe down and behave for christ's sake.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! That's great news. Much relieved.... and just as I had hoped. A lot of expense for nothing!
ReplyDeleteWooo! I grab my girls on your behalf. Well okay, I just wanted to do that but yay @ the results.
ReplyDeleteAnd the world will rejoice with you!
ReplyDeleteExcellent news. And several people have now fondled your boobs. All in all a net plus.
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood, boobs.
We only cyber-fondle your boobs because we're fond of you.
ReplyDeleteGreat news, Suebob.
Speaking of fondling, I'm not big into boobs...and I don't sport big boobs either. But anyway, anyone here adore having their shoulders caressed? And neck?
ReplyDeleteFor me, boobs are way overrated as funbags.
That was terribly off-topic, but all the fondling of Suebob's boobs took me there.
Yea! Great news.
ReplyDeleteAnd the funniest Back to the Future note to self I have ever seen.
Yea - great news!
ReplyDeleteAnd the funniest Back to the Future note to self ever. Ever.
Apparently I had a message for each boob.
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah. What else would you use it for? Porn? Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy for you and your boobs!
Yay for healthy boobs. So many boobs.
ReplyDeleteSo many google hits for you.
Healthy boobs rule. And perkiness is overrated.
ReplyDeleteSo glad everything is okay.
I'm glad you didn't have to resort to punch cards and tapes to share this news..
ReplyDeleteGood news indeed. Glad to hear it. :)
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Suebob's boobs!
ReplyDeleteBet your boobs are happy too, and happy boobs make for a happy girl (or lady, or woman, or BlogHer, or whatever you prefer).
ReplyDeleteHooray for healthy boobs! I got your letter today, thanks for the mini photo cards! There's one of Jennster that cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteYeay. So happy "the girls" are healthy.
ReplyDeleteAnd this conversation with young Suebob, CRACKED ME UP. I laughed out loud. And considering I slammed my thumb in my car door last night and it still sort of hurts, I NEEDED a laugh. THANK YOU!
I'm so glad you're healthy! Hooray!
ReplyDeleteHooray for boobs!
You are too funny.
ReplyDelete(and congrats, too!)
I am so glad you're OK. Who'd have thought...a boob communicator. I'll never look at my computer the same way again!
ReplyDeleteYay you!! congrats on your healthy "girls".
ReplyDeleteLoved the conversation so much that I read it outloud to my husband who also loved it.
What great news! Computers rock, and your boobs do too.
ReplyDeleteWhew! I wish I'd been reading blogs so I could've offered encouragement while you were going through the awful waiting period. I'm glad everything is fine and you're healthy!
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