I was waiting at the car wash when the world's crankiest Grandpa came in with 2 boys, about 3 and 5 years old.
3-Year-Old: Can I watch the cars getting washed?
Bad Gramps: No. You'll just want to walk all over the place.
5 Year-Old: I found a penny.
Bad Gramps: I'm so sick of you finding money. I want you to never, ever, pick up anything you find again. Understand?
Suebob, under breath: No.
Maybe the 'roids were acting up. Or maybe he's just a bastard.
ReplyDeleteBad Gramps. Sounds like a mediocre punk band
ReplyDeleteI think Bad Gramps needs a better laxative! Geez...
ReplyDelete(lol @ Dawn -- It does sound like a punk band)
Bad Gramps sounds like my evil "uncle". Maybe my unc has a twin! Or perhaps a long lost brother. Perish the thought!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Yes, squish the kids joy. That will make them much better! Them is fond memories he's 'a buildin' there!
Some people are just plain miserable.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, here's a thought: maybe they were his KIDS. Since everyone just has to have them, plenty of "older" women are having kids with even older men. That might put me in the world's worst mood as well.
whattajerk
ReplyDeletethinking about you this weekend and sending you some peace.
ReplyDeleteit just goes to show- old people are just people; with a fair share of rude and nasty mixed in. why can't they all be old and sweet and senile?!
ReplyDeleteHusband would freak out if he ever heard someone say that they were "sick of" people "finding money." Picking up filthy pennies gives him insane amounts of joy, since finding any money makes him happy.
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