Goldie has fence aggression. Thank you, Google.
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In other googly news, my favorite search term of the day:
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOSS SLAMS A WALL AND CUSSES
And my answer: go hide in the stockroom. Always worked for me.
At BlogHer, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah and I came up with a party idea for bloggers: instead of having nametags, everyone would have tags with their sickest and most common search terms on them. I believe Sarah's was "transvestite porn" and mine would of course be "stories about peeing pants."
Suzanne's? That's easy: "Jewish Pussy."
I kind of regret having the search terms feature on my stat counter because it has let me into a sad secret: there are a lot more sick f**ks out there than I had ever imagined.
All right, tell me yours. I KNOW you have some good ones.
Oh it's a sad commentary.
ReplyDelete"symptoms of starvation vomit bile"
Yup.
The one I get all the time is "Handjob competition" -
ReplyDeleteRight now I have listed "women catfight on the bed" and "play mind games with peoples head".
ReplyDeleteGood grief.
I believe my full title would be "Hermaphrodite Midget Porn".
ReplyDeleteSweet.
I don't often get interesting search terms. Many moons ago I got "Greg Kinnear bound and gagged."
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you, Stories About Peeing Pants. I'm Boob Pus. Or you can call me Inhaling Bleach. Either way.
ReplyDelete"nipple torture"
ReplyDeleteStill getting many hits a day for that one and I have a hard time imagining any of them come from nursing mothers.
"Brother and sister peeing in each other's mouth."
ReplyDeleteI have NO idea why that led them to me. But I hope they don't come back.
I also get a lot of variations on "blood in cat/dog poop/pee." Guess I talk about my animals in a bit too much detail.
Oh I forgot to mention I always get "penguin tattoo." But that's just because people are always trying to copy me.
ReplyDeleteEaster crackpipe.... I once got a search for that....
ReplyDeleteMohair masterbation. Always from the UK.
ReplyDeleteI so don't want to know.
Until I installed the Lijit widget on my blog a week or so ago, I didn't have much idea of the search terms that were bringing people to my blog. However, the current front runners are: "business cliches," "homemade swimming pool" and "dinner roll recipe." Man, I'm boring.
ReplyDeleteSadly, my most common search term is jewish pussy (which you will now be infected with - sorry), but my sickest involves inquiries about squirting grannies or mother-in-law fucking.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was Kosher Tushie.
ReplyDeleteI always get searches about peeing, too....mostly "girls peeing" or variations thereof.
ReplyDeleteI also get "how to make vagina taste better" on a daily basis. It kinda gives me the willies.
"Dirty Old Woman" - hands down. I titled a post with that phrase, and it has become the bane of my Google existence.
ReplyDelete"f*cking the babysitter"
ReplyDeleteI could barely even type that out.
shudders
"How to make a shank"
ReplyDeletefollowed closed by
"Labia Pictures"
Thats from my personal blog. I can't write the True Wife searches.
The one I get the most often - Tyra Banks stomach condition. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteMine is "gruesome photos". Nice to meet you!
ReplyDeleteI never get any good searches. *pout*
ReplyDeletehey! I had a new search term pop up today! "while pregnancy braests" and no, I didn't mistype it, that's what came up! hahahahahahaha!!!
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