22 November 2007

If you see me with my hand down my pants, you'll know why

Oh happy day.

I seem to have developed an...um...extreme sensitivity to a new brand of toilet paper.

I feel like I am sitting naked on a racing bike seat that is woven from Brillo pads.

It is going to be a fun holiday.

Hope your weekend is itch-free.

10 comments:

  1. You have my sympathies! So what brand is it?

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  2. Anonymous8:17 PM

    Toilet paper,RS ???

    Whatever you say.....

    -Angel Apologist.

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  3. Anonymous12:42 AM

    Ohhhh. Toilet paper baaad. Get well soon, SueBob!

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  4. Angel apologist - you shut up. If I was doing anything worthy of getting some weird disease, don't you think I would have mentioned it by now?

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  5. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Ooh, not good. This is exactly why I don't stray from my old standby brand.

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  6. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Ooohh, I'm sorry. I know which brand you're talking about, because the same thing happened to me. If I even see this brand in restaurants, at other people's houses, etc, I go for the Kleenex or at least a toilet seat cover. My sympathies, and hope you're feeling better soon.

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