The latest rumor flying around - and who knows if it is true - is that layoffs will be conducted in a staged fashion, a bunch every so often 'til the end of the year. Or maybe longer.
Yes! This is SO good for my mental health. I am SO GOOD at handling this kind of stress. Almost as good as I am at riding a unicycle on a tightrope while juggling flaming Barbie dolls!
Please send Xanax. Or Oxycontin. At this point, I have no room to be picky.
*I am joking about sending me drugs. Please do not break any local, state or federal laws on my behalf.
My situation is worse! My situation is worse!
ReplyDeleteblah. can't say more than that.
I know just how awful this is. But the image of the unicycling while juggling flaming barbies made me laugh. Can't help with the drugs - sending cyber hugs instead.
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrible way to conduct layoffs! So sorry you're dealing with all that stress. Deep breaths, deep breaths...
ReplyDeleteI know it's easy for someone else to say, but practice thinking of a possible layoff as a cosmic mandate to become everything you were meant to be. Even if you can only pretend for a second, the feeling is worth it!
ReplyDeletewow. I'm just SO Sorry! That's a terrible cloud over your head. I'll keep praying!
ReplyDeleteAfter reading that, I'm more tempted to send you Barbie dolls than drugs.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a little uncertainty to get the productive anxiety juices flowing....
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