19 January 2006
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Imagine Carl from Caddyshack as darker, stockier and a tow-truck driver. That was who came this morning when I called Triple A because I had...
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18 January 2006
True Romance
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My parents had their 60 year wedding anniversary today. That is not a typo. Sixty. They celebrated by going out to barbecue chicken wings a...
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17 January 2006
Pickup line
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I was walking the dog down the Avenue, the nearest big street by my house, after work, in the dark. This guy yelled something about "do...
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14 January 2006
I can have as much as I want
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My college nutrition teacher was skinny. I think it is a requirement that dieticians be skinny in order to keep their credential up to date ...
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11 January 2006
Why must they mess with me?
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I try to be clear with hairstylists. When I go in, I say that I am not the kind of person who wants to mess with my hair. To blow-dry my hai...
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