I came home with my arms full of all the stuff I was unloading from the car, opened the door and --OOF-- it hit me, a smell like when you t...

I just got back from a weekend of fun in the Nearest Big City With Any Culture. And old college friend and I went to see what kind of troubl...

Imagine Carl from Caddyshack as darker, stockier and a tow-truck driver. That was who came this morning when I called Triple A because I had...

My parents had their 60 year wedding anniversary today. That is not a typo. Sixty. They celebrated by going out to barbecue chicken wings a...

I was walking the dog down the Avenue, the nearest big street by my house, after work, in the dark. This guy yelled something about "do...