I was going to clean house tonight. My house does, after all, look somewhat like a cross between a college dorm room and a crack house. I go...

The new security guy is freaking me out. He has those intense, starey-blue kind of eyes that fix on me, and he is sort of overly aggressivel...

I came home with my arms full of all the stuff I was unloading from the car, opened the door and --OOF-- it hit me, a smell like when you t...

I just got back from a weekend of fun in the Nearest Big City With Any Culture. And old college friend and I went to see what kind of troubl...

Imagine Carl from Caddyshack as darker, stockier and a tow-truck driver. That was who came this morning when I called Triple A because I had...