My friend Marius read this on the side of a fireworks box: "Do not be panic." Okay then. I am not panic. Just a little tweaky. The...

I was going through an old box of writing in hopes of finding something for the new Cringe TV show that Sarah Brown is putting together. (N...

Considering the fact that Mr. Stapler's dog Kelly and my dog Goldie recently tried to kill each other, I asked him "What are we goi...

I was looking at my pathetic financial state and realizing that I have to cut my expenses. I already lead a pretty simple life, but if I am ...

My post was about how stupid everything is becoming. My post was stupid, so I took it down. Consider today cancelled.