The dog woke me up at 3:59 a.m., wanting to go outside. I opened the front door and got hit by a blast of hot air. It must have been 85 degr...

I was at the drug store, buying boxes of Conversation Hearts for my co-workers. Story 1 Random Dude: (shaking head) Pfft, that's marketi...

I was once on an easy, ranger-led "family hike." Because it was the middle of the day, we didn't see very much wildlife. The r...

Reason No. 2168 I didn't have kids: I'm not so good with sick people. And I had NO IDEA how often children were sick until I started...

We went back to this place for dinner. Waiter: Would you like something to drink? Suebob, looking at menu that has fresh-squeezed lemonade ...