Hilarious Mother's day Gift Guide from I, Asshole. It is divided into sections for Good, Evil, Fun and Stodgy Moms. Also, Mothergoosemo...

I don't know what to report. My sis is still in dire straits, bodywise. It is weird because half of me believes so firmly in the eternit...

I love knowing you are all out there, cheering for my family. Sis #2 arrived in good shape after an overnight flight. Today is tracheotomy...

My sis is in and out of alertness. She can definitely follow what you say. She can only communicate with her eyes, though, which makes it to...

Might as well liveblog. I am at the airport hours and hours early, thanks to my genetic incapability to be anything but super-extra-prompt. ...