Background: My 50-ish friend is a total dog. He is an incorrigible flirt and tries to pick up women wherever he goes. It's like a reflex...

Trader Joe's Cashier: That will be $19.41 Suebob: Interestingly, that was also the year I was born. Trader Joe's Cashier: Neat Su...

I got a new swimsuit that is perhaps a bit more low-cut than I had anticipated it being. Because I am a cheap bastard, I bought it from Land...

Sometimes it is the smallest things. You're beaten, you're down, you're alone, you don't know where to go or what to do. The...

I went on a business trip and took the Red Stapler with me because I knew I would be meeting up with some bloggers and I thought it would be...