I know you've been wondering where I was. Well, I have exciting news! I have been on a super-secret version of "The Bachelor"*...

Red Stapler is down for some much-needed maintenance. Should be back by Feb. 1 Thank you for your patience.

What is it about old people and poop? They're like the parents of toddlers - they just can't resist giving you the Poop Report. Suza...

If you non-commenters would so indulge me, please delurk and tell me a few things: Who are you? Do you have a blog? Why do you read Red Stap...

Where have I been? As Laura used to say "Peddling my ass around town." By which she meant "Riding a bike." Oh, that Laur...