I went to Marie Callender's tonight. It wasn't my fault. I knew I was stepping into enemy territory but I did it anyway. I had a mee...

Goldie and I found ourselves in a very, very strange spot today. It was really like nowhere else I have ever been. Imagine a maze. But inste...

I am so excited to STILL be in the running for Bachelor: Scent of Desperation , the show for middle-aged singles who are willing to utterly ...

The other day, Goldie and I were finishing a walk by the beach in Carpinteria when a family came down the path toward us. Two adults, two ki...

I hope none of you are first-time readers, because this is bad. I should not even write this. But you know how I am - I can't stop mysel...