STOP THE PRESSES - the eagle has landed. I repeat, the eagle has landed. Ok, kids, Erin - Queen of Spain - has to take a poop to be release...

This made me cry like a baby: What can I say? I'm menopausal, a Cancerian, and have a patriotic streak a mile wide. The combination of a...

You probably had to be there, but I'm going to tell you anyway. I'm taking this class at church. It is kind of a Our Church 101: Wha...

The Brazilians are playing well. I'd like to take Kaka out to play, despite his poopy name. I know what you're thinking. But I don...

I just remembered I have a blog. Weird. What's new? The dog people paid. I cashed the check and went over to Canine Adoption & Rescu...