What do you get when you mix a sight hound, a Flexi leash, and a cat? We have covered this before. Disaster. Or at least a broken Flexi leash. No pants-peeing this time, thankfully.
Here is the guilty hound herself, along with her proud mother. This is on our favorite beachfront trail.
My next door neighbor's estate sale was today. Yeah, nice neighbor John - he died TOO. Crazy. Anyway, he was a hell of a cook, and now I own some of his billion cookbooks.
When I was a kid, there were Garanimals for kids who couldn't match their clothes. Now there is garana-makeup. Maybelline Eye Shadow. Made me laugh, and so I had to buy it. Does the color scheme work? It's a little Tammie Faye for my taste.
I'm watching "Volver." The fact that Tom Cruise broke up with Penelope Cruz and took up with Katie Holmes has to be absolute proof positive of insanity, IMO. If there is a hotter woman than Penelope Cruz, she must be the cause of the melting ice caps. I mean, come ON!
I have two borzoi, so I feel your pain. Every squirrel is So! exciting! Must! Chase! Traffic be damned, of course.
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I love cookbooks but hate to cook?
ReplyDeleteGlad there was no pants-peeing. Actually, no, I would've been up for a pants-peeing story!
I'm holding my tongue about the flexi. It's hard, but for you I will refrain from saying anything.
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That eye shadow packaging is genius. I've never been able to figure out what the hell I'm supposed to be doing with eye shadow so I just put the dark color on my lids and out to the outer edges of my eyebrows and slap the lighter color above it. I would definitely buy eye shadow with built-in instructions.
ReplyDeleteThat Vegetarian Cooking for Everyone is a GREAT cookbook, BTW. And I am with on you P.Cruz.
ReplyDeleteI keep forgetting to mention that I love your hair right now. Not that I didn't love it before, but the length suits you. Not that you asked of course, but you know, I figured I'd let you know.
ReplyDeleteGranimal eye shadow. heehee.
ReplyDeleteOh and I second Heather's comment on your hair. Tis very cool.
Wow. In my mind, this is the "too lazy, broke and distracted to get my hair cut" hair.
ReplyDeleteI keep insisting that they need to bring back Garanimals for grown men. It'd go over like wildfire!
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious and, that is one damn cute picture of you.
ReplyDeleteYou look good!!
I love your hair long! Those cookbooks? Excellent buy, and I Can't Believe It's Not Tofu! LOL
ReplyDeleteMaybelline used to make an eyeshadow compact like that when I was a teen, except it was four narrow stripes, and you had to turn it over and look at the back to see which color went where.