I just can't wait for BlogHer even though I have a giant never-healing zit under my nose and nothing to wear. Fluid Pudding is my roommate. I think that is the coolest thing EVER (well, Average Jane was my roommate last year, and that was pretty cool, too).
I was outside waxing my car when some dorkass started shooting off fireworks (on July 6). Goldie was inside with the front door of my house open, but then I couldn't find her.
I went out to the car and found this:
Why, thank you! I'm really looking forward to this year's conference.
ReplyDeleteHope to see you and your stapler there. (I've been lurking for a while - love your posts!)
ReplyDeleteWell I'm quite a fan of YOU, lady! And I heard you had a birthday over the weekend so I came over to say Happy Freaking Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHave a great time at the conference!!
xo
I just ask that y'all think of me and pretend I'm there in spirit.
ReplyDeleteI somehow managed to miss meeting you and your stapler last year so this year we will remedy that!
ReplyDeleteMeeting you was one of my high points last year--hearing you are attending this year makes me wish I were too!
ReplyDeleteAw, what a darling Goldie is!
ReplyDeletePoor Goldie! My dog Pudge can sympathize. I think he went about 18 hours without peeing.
ReplyDeleteWow, you keep your car pretty clean.
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor Goldie! They're still setting off fireworks in my neighborhood, too. After more than a week of this nonsense, my cat doesn't even look up anymore, but I'm sick and tired of it. Happy Belated Birthday to you and I'm looking forward to seeing you at Blogher!
ReplyDeleteyou rule. and i'm buying the first drink, good lady. xoxo
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan of her too. And you. Big fan of you.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see you!
Goldie is adorable (and sensible--at least in this case).
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to reading about and seeing photos from BlogHer. Have a great time, and belated Happy Birthday too!
Poor Goldie! Bless her heart. At least she knows where she's safe.
ReplyDeleteBlogher eh? sounds like a whole lot of fun! Also sounds like I'm one appendage too many to attend so you ladies have a great time!
I don't know if I have mentioned this lately but I am entirely in love with Goldie.
ReplyDeleteAhhh that is sad for Goldie. But what a clean car.
ReplyDeleteSeriously VERY EXCITED to meet you. I'm all "OMG SUEBOB" and then I'll prolly fart. But yaknow it's in love.
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