i guess i should say i 'had' worse things in my fridge. i cleaned it on saturday. it's not much better when you spill unset red jell-o all over the inside of your fridge. then, don't clean it for 6 weeks. good times.
Is it bad I instantly thought of my mother-in-law? She doesn't have a problem with produce of any kind, but bottled things. Every time we're there, I throw away at least 4 items, all a minimum 6 months expired. I think last time she had 4 different bottles of Ranch dressing, all open. I'm going to do my best NOT to look in her fridge next December when we visit.
oh my god. I thought I would never laugh again, but the canteloupe did it. It's even better than Grit's cabbage! We should make this a regular revolving feature. Fridge Crime or something. Of course, I have a tortoise in mine so that totally beats rotting produce.
It's so tiny! Maybe it could be the head of a doll like the shrunken potato head dolls Laura Ingalls Wilder played with. Or maybe those were apple heads? I feel a Craftastrophe coming on...
worst ever was when i lost power for 30 hours and the overripe bananas that i froze for muffins thawed and leaked out the door and glued the fridge and freezer doors stuck with rotten banana juice. yummy! no more freezing bananas for me!
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Ah, that reminds me of the lime I once had that shrank to look like a leathery grape before I finally threw it away.
ReplyDeleteWow. Emphasis on WAS a cantaloupe. Now it's a science lesson in decomposition.
ReplyDelete(And I just threw out salad that had completely decomp'd, too. It was gross.)
I was eating cereal when I saw this. Now I'm not.
ReplyDeleteAt least at this point, I'm with the other 80%!!
ReplyDeleteThis was fun! I needed this today!!
Hugs!!
i guess i should say i 'had' worse things in my fridge. i cleaned it on saturday. it's not much better when you spill unset red jell-o all over the inside of your fridge. then, don't clean it for 6 weeks. good times.
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's from Pompeii??
ReplyDeleteYou could maybe use it as a loofah.
ReplyDeleteAt Christmas, while rummaging thru my mother's fridge, I found a jar of jam that had expired in 1999. I threw it away....
So you weren't trying to grow your own antibiotics then? I mean it is flu season....
ReplyDeleteand you touched it?
ReplyDeleteIs it bad I instantly thought of my mother-in-law? She doesn't have a problem with produce of any kind, but bottled things. Every time we're there, I throw away at least 4 items, all a minimum 6 months expired. I think last time she had 4 different bottles of Ranch dressing, all open. I'm going to do my best NOT to look in her fridge next December when we visit.
ReplyDeleteI found a bag of slime. I believe once it was a zucchinni.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like some kind of moon rock or something.
ReplyDeleteoh my god. I thought I would never laugh again, but the canteloupe did it. It's even better than Grit's cabbage! We should make this a regular revolving feature. Fridge Crime or something. Of course, I have a tortoise in mine so that totally beats rotting produce.
ReplyDeleteYou should have seen the cauliflower I threw out the other day (but nothing tops the bag of lettuce I found 5 months after buying it, ewww)
ReplyDeleteEwwww. I'm not judging, as I have had things turn to sludge at the bottom of my veggie drawer, but still. Ewww.
ReplyDeleteIt's so tiny! Maybe it could be the head of a doll like the shrunken potato head dolls Laura Ingalls Wilder played with. Or maybe those were apple heads? I feel a Craftastrophe coming on...
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, normally I have worse stuff in my fridge but since I got a brand new one two days ago nothing has had a chance to rot - yet.
I'd keep it, and call it "Moon Rock".
ReplyDelete(Crap! Caffeinatrix beat me to it! I suck, and I'm going to hit post anyway.)
Here's one for ya:
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/6rf94p
If you start a rotten food flickr page, that is something I would be able to contribute to EVERY SINGLE DAY.
and you touched it. how brave of you.
ReplyDeleteworst ever was when i lost power for 30 hours and the overripe bananas that i froze for muffins thawed and leaked out the door and glued the fridge and freezer doors stuck with rotten banana juice. yummy! no more freezing bananas for me!
What's wrong with it? Just scrape off some of the mold.
ReplyDeleteJUST. KIDDING.