Super Friendly Ranger Guy: HI! HI! What is your pup's name?
Suebob: That is Miss Goldie
Super Friendly Ranger Guy: Oh, she looks like a GOOD dog!
Suebob: Why, yes, she is.
Super Friendly Ranger Guy: So the reason I am talking to you is about the PUP!
Suebob: Yes?
Super Friendly Ranger Guy: You see, this is a STATE BEACH! Dogs aren't allowed on the STATE BEACH! Because of the ENDANGERED SPECIES!
Ok, that's enough. But I swear he did talk in all caps like that. Like kindergarten teachers do.
as much as a picture is worth 1000 words, i'd notice if you didn't post.
ReplyDeletealso, are you into wow (world of warcraft)? because your ad-bar has a giant advertisement for it. i never would've pegged you as the type. ;)
well if she is a GOOD dog then Ranger Danger doesn't have to worry about the ENDANGERED SPECIES!
ReplyDeletetwit. Did the GOOD dog then go bit him in the badoobies?
I like pictures. Especially of dogs and beaches.
ReplyDeleteI like pictures of Goldie. I'm sorry she got her sweet doggie ass thrown off the STATE BEACH.
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful beach and Miss Goldie could be a model, she's so beautiful!
ReplyDeleteRanger guy is smoking some good stuff or just plain CRAZY. Is that really true? Serioulsy, I didn't know that seagulls were an ENDANGERED SPECIES!! Sheesh.....
Hugs!!
maybe ranger guy was really a seagull in disquise? "hi! hi! hi!"
ReplyDeletewhen i visited alcatraz, the rangers were all about protecting the flying rats. i don't understand.
I noticed!
ReplyDeleteI would have asked for a lesson on the ENDANGERED SPECIES!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, the ranger was trying to be so nice! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I know, Liz. He was super sweet. I am sure he deals with jerks all the time, but we were very nice and meekly headed back down the beach to the NON_STATE part.
ReplyDeleteVery cute. :)
ReplyDeleteAw - she is a good dog.
ReplyDeleteOur beaches are also supposed to be dog-free - but I see people on them with dogs all the time, mostly in the early morning.
I've always felt rangers give locals the benefit of the doubt, but I wonder if I'm right.
I love the pictures!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd also i love the beaches.
Well, if the other species were smarter, they wouldn't be endangered, would they? Survival of the fittest and all?
ReplyDeleteOK, I don't know what is wrong with me today. It's been a long week.
I've been cracking up at this post for days now, whenever it comes up in my feed reader.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why the Super Friendly Ranger Guy talks in all caps? Maybe he thinks he has to speak loudly because he's outdoors? Maybe he thought you didn't speak English? ;-)
Nancy - he was just trying to be OVERLY NICE. I get the feeling he has to deal with jerks a lot who give him a hard time when he has to be the enforcer.
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