But there's good news

My state of continued incapacitatedness leaves me many hours to find amusing items on the internet, which I will now share with you.

Did The Intellectual Comedy Salon like the new Pink Panther movie? You can judge for yourself:

If you were considering spending $75 to take the family to "The Pink Panther" and eat some popcorn this weekend, euthanize the cat instead. It's probably cheaper, and there will be more laughs.

Uh, in a word, no. Only venture over there if you aren't easily offended. He is kind of a sick bastard, but that is right up my twisty alley.

Have you seen the Urban Ninja movie over at You Tube? He is amazing, but don't let your teenagers watch, lest you spend the next few years in the emergency room. There are enough wacky and bizarre videos over there to keep you busy for hours.

If you're feeling down, hop over to Cute Overload for your fill of kitty, bunny and puppy pictures with a few babies thrown in for good measure. Best in small doses. Who knew there was so much cuteness out there?

More randomness: Craig's List, that bastion of free and low-priced internet classifieds, publishes an intermittent Best of Craig's List, some of which is pretty funny. It helps to be familiar with Craig's List to start with, because many of the posts are rants about how screwed up other people's posts are.

Crooks and Liars is the place to go to get your daily dose of head-shaking at American politics and punditry. The blog title explains it all perfectly. If it were called "Honorable Politicians and Honest Pundits," they would have zero content.