AlphaBob

I got this from Avitable, who got it from Secondhand Karl...blogrolling in our time.

The ABCs of Me

Accent: So Cal, dude.

Breakfast or no breakfast: OMG this oatmeal/wheat bran/protein powder thing I have a love/hate relationship with. It weighs 40 lbs per cup and no, I will never, ever be constipated.

Chore I don’t care for: There are chores that people LIKE? Imagine that! I would say cleaning the bathroom is the worst, which is why I manage to do it almost annually.

Dog or Cat: Dog. I am kind of over cats, and I have the scars and damaged furniture to prove it.


Essential Electronics: MacBook, of course. For a hint about how addicted I am, read this post.

Favorite Cologne: I hate most cologne. I know I certainly hate yours. No offense, but that crap smells like floral wet dog fur.

Gold or Silver: Gold. I'm allergic to the nickel in silver.

Handbag I carry most often: This giant black Mary Poppins-looking thing

Insomnia: I get the 3 a.m. freakout a lot where I worry about being old, cold and living in a cardboard box. My mind is like a bad neighborhood - I really shouldn't go there alone.

Job Title: Princess, duh

Kids: Medium rare

Living Arrangements: Me and Goldie and 400 dust bunnies

Most Admirable Trait: I leave good blog comments

Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Booger collection on the wall behind my bed. Sorry, mom.

Overnight hospital stays: Have you ever noticed that they never actually let you sleep in the hospital? Someone is always bustling in to mess with you.

Phobias: Snow. I hate snow. Kill a rattlesnake or spend a week in the snow? Hand me the hoe, Clem.

Quote: "Life's too mysterious. Don't take it serious." Mary Englebreit

Reason to smile: I smile like a goon all the time. My laugh lines are spectacular and deep as the grand canyon.

Siblings: The finest in the world

Time I wake up: Shit-thirty

Unusual Talent or Skill: I can whistle so loud it scares people

Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Okra. Slime in a capsule.

Worst Habit: Farting at inopportune times.

X-rays: They only asked this because they couldn't think of something like Xenophoic: yes or no.

Yummy Stuff: I love food, lots of food, but do NOT try to take away my cheese.

Zoo Animal I Like Most: I feel guilty visiting zoos, but sometimes I still do. I have a soft spot for elephants.