Super Friendly Ranger Guy: HI! HI! What is your pup's name?
Suebob: That is Miss Goldie
Super Friendly Ranger Guy: Oh, she looks like a GOOD dog!
Suebob: Why, yes, she is.
Super Friendly Ranger Guy: So the reason I am talking to you is about the PUP!
Suebob: Yes?
Super Friendly Ranger Guy: You see, this is a STATE BEACH! Dogs aren't allowed on the STATE BEACH! Because of the ENDANGERED SPECIES!
Ok, that's enough. But I swear he did talk in all caps like that. Like kindergarten teachers do.
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as much as a picture is worth 1000 words, i'd notice if you didn't post.
also, are you into wow (world of warcraft)? because your ad-bar has a giant advertisement for it. i never would've pegged you as the type. ;)
well if she is a GOOD dog then Ranger Danger doesn't have to worry about the ENDANGERED SPECIES!
twit. Did the GOOD dog then go bit him in the badoobies?
I like pictures. Especially of dogs and beaches.
I like pictures of Goldie. I'm sorry she got her sweet doggie ass thrown off the STATE BEACH.
What a beautiful beach and Miss Goldie could be a model, she's so beautiful!
Ranger guy is smoking some good stuff or just plain CRAZY. Is that really true? Serioulsy, I didn't know that seagulls were an ENDANGERED SPECIES!! Sheesh.....
Hugs!!
maybe ranger guy was really a seagull in disquise? "hi! hi! hi!"
when i visited alcatraz, the rangers were all about protecting the flying rats. i don't understand.
I noticed!
I would have asked for a lesson on the ENDANGERED SPECIES!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, the ranger was trying to be so nice! :)
Oh, I know, Liz. He was super sweet. I am sure he deals with jerks all the time, but we were very nice and meekly headed back down the beach to the NON_STATE part.
Very cute. :)
Aw - she is a good dog.
Our beaches are also supposed to be dog-free - but I see people on them with dogs all the time, mostly in the early morning.
I've always felt rangers give locals the benefit of the doubt, but I wonder if I'm right.
I love the pictures!!!!
And also i love the beaches.
Well, if the other species were smarter, they wouldn't be endangered, would they? Survival of the fittest and all?
OK, I don't know what is wrong with me today. It's been a long week.
I've been cracking up at this post for days now, whenever it comes up in my feed reader.
I wonder why the Super Friendly Ranger Guy talks in all caps? Maybe he thinks he has to speak loudly because he's outdoors? Maybe he thought you didn't speak English? ;-)
Nancy - he was just trying to be OVERLY NICE. I get the feeling he has to deal with jerks a lot who give him a hard time when he has to be the enforcer.
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