09 September 2009
Messing with me
I mourned the loss of red tic-tacs for a long time, I did. No other flavor could match their cinnamony goodness.
But then I moved on. I adapted. I grew. I decided that spearmint would do if I couldn't have cinnamon.
And now, this. They took away my spearmint, too. It seems a calculated move - to gradually take away my choices until I break and eat one of these: Orange, which, excuse me, is NOT A MINT, Original (which has exactly one second of good flavor, right at the beginning, before it degenerates), or Wintergreen (which is like eating Vicks Vap-O-Rub).
These are all the choices I have. Not just at the store shown, but everywhere.
Why? Why does it have to be like this? Can someone fill my mailbox with red TicTacs, like Juno did for her Bleeker in that movie (except he liked the orange ones. Dumb kid).