- Does anyone actually believe that you can lose 42 pounds in 2 weeks (without surgery)?
- Why do magazine articles have to give you an odd number of hints? "7 Ways to Better Blowjobs" "Nine Shortcuts to a Cleaner Baby" etc.
- Why do women's magazines so often feature a cover with a 12,000 calorie dessert AND a diet plan?
- WHY NO RED TIC-TACS?
- Does the fact that I like Tic-Tacs make me 78 years old?
- Is there some kind of Kardashian of the Week club? I can't keep all these skanks straight!
- There's nothing quite as cheering as Stars Without Makeup.
28 May 2010
At the checkout stand, I wonder