Do you read Jonniker? Goodness gracious why not? She does stream-of-consciousness like no one since Kerouac.
She just posted about stinky perfume. Cologne that YOU think is okay but that you later find your loved ones think smells like you have been forgetting to bathe.
Most of the cologne she refers to contains my least favorite scent (besides rotting goat cheese, as I found out Saturday morning when I was cleaning out some tupperwares from the week's work lunches), the evil patchouli.
Story time: Once upon a time, I was standing in my friend The Dutchess's kitchen. Her roommate, the Evil Mike, came in and gave me a hug. (Please note: normally, I do not comment on how people smell, no matter how bad it is. But this was super special).
Evil Mike: Whut?
Suebob: You smell...terrible. Awful. Oh my god, I got it ON me.
Evil Mike: Huh?
Suebob: You smell like...Patchouli!!
Evil Mike: Well some days I go on long bike rides and I don't have time to take a shower, so I just put on some patchouli oil to cover it up.
Evil Mike: You mean it doesn't work?
Am I right people? Where do you stand on the patchouli issue?? (R. - you are exempt from my contempt. I love you despite your patchouli obsession. Which is saying something).