God speaks to Moses, saying "I have some good news and some bad news."
Moses says "Tell me!"
God says, "Well the good news is that I am going to allow you to lead your people out of slavery. You will part the Red Sea with the Egyptians on your heels, allowing your people to cross safely while your enemies are crushed behind you."
Moses says, "Oh, my Lord, that is the best news you could ever give me. What is the bad news?"
God answers, "The bad news is that you'll need to prepare an environmental impact report first."
Ba-dum-BUM. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters.
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You'll be here all week you say? can we get an old testament joke once a day until Passover is done? That was funny, thanks for helping me start my day with a giggle.
I agree w/ Kizz. One joke a day for passover.
Oh man, in light of my new job that's ALL about environmental and cultural impact, that is freaking hysterical. And exactly how Pennsylvania DOT would handle the situation. Thank you for the laugh.
Too funny. And yes, more goofy jokes or posts, please.
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