It does WHAT?

Sarah, of Sarah and the Goon Squad has a funny post up with a photo of plasticware that claims to be "extra clear."

It got me thinking about stupid copy you find on products in your home.

Like the John Freida "Brilliant Brunette" hair conditioner I use. It smells almost exactly like Raid Ant Spray, but it seems to work ok. The tube claims it has Light Enhancers^SM in it.

Um, I'm no Einstein, so you will have to explain how one enhances light? Mr. Spock? Dr. Feynmann? Anyone?

I also used to have shampoo that would help my hair when it was "Stressed." Ooh, poor stressed hair. Did you have a rough day?

Do you have any product copywriting stupidness around your home? Hit me with it.