Honduras, here I come

There is an ad for Honduras rotating with others in my sidebar. Yes, I am good with that.

Did you know Honduras has the largest coral reef outside of Australia?

Hah! It totally does! And I want to go there! Honduras is on the Suebobian Top Ten List of Travel Adventures (Bora Bora, Spain, Morocco, Kashmir, HONDURAS, Trinidad, Mauritius, Sri Lanka, India, Albania, more or less depending on my mood).

So why instead of colorful fish do they put a CIGAR in their ad?

Cigar is to fun and sexy is as CAT POOP is to fun and sexy! In fact, given the choice, I would pick CAT POOP because then at least you get a nice furry kitty instead of a nasty little egocentric guy who wants to be Arnold Scharzenegger and who thinks smoking disgusting foul fat cigars makes him some kind of cool that he so is not. (Don't even get me started on women who smoke cigars. That is a whole 'nother kind of wrong).

Honduras, I am disappointed in you. But as long as I don't have to sit next to a cigar smoker while I am there, we can still be friends.

Where are YOUR top ten travel destinations?