10 August 2010

BlogHer in 100 words

I staggered up to the security checkpoint at JFK airport on swollen ankles, freighted under the weight of carry-on luggage and the massive cheese strudel I had eaten at Zabar's Deli that morning.

There was no one ahead of me in line. The airport was so empty that it looked as if it were closed for renovations.

I handed my ID and boarding pass over to the security guard.

"Is it always this slow on...um...er...Tuesdays?" I said uncertainly.

"Mondays," he replied. "Today is Monday. That must have been some weekend."

"Yes it was. Yes, yes, it was."

19 comments:

Kizz said...

Yes, it sure was. Such a treat to meet you! Thank you!

Mom101 said...

It was, and yet one of my biggest regret is not seeing you more. You, or your red stapler.

Guess we'll have to plan for 2011, huh.

mames said...

best recap yet.

i am going to have to hunt you down on a cranky day and get me a piece of that b/c so far i have only seen the sparkly suebob.

and i met the red stapler. it is like a highlight of the weekend. at the canadian party, no less.

(my comment is going to be longer than your post....nothing new there). a

mames said...

btw, the place looks fab. so clean and clear....were you in the design session? looks like you were.

Miss Britt said...

I can't believe I didn't see you a single time. How is that possible?

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Heh. Well said. :)

Laurie said...

I love you.

Rachel said...

What was up with the swollen ankles this time around, never seen so many complain about them...

Good to see you again, good to make tutus with you, and OH DARN, I didn't get my picture with the Red Stapler. Crap.

Magpie said...

I'm so glad to have met you, and fondled your fine red stapler.

Lawyerish said...

You're just terrific, and I'm thrilled we finally met. I can't wait to see you and give you a big hug again next year!

Jason, as himself said...

That explains it all!

Jessica said...

And then you saw the angry flight attendant slide down the inflatable slide and you thought, "Holy shit, THAT was some weekend!"

Stimey said...

This is probably the best BlogHer post I've read.

LOVED meeting you!

Elly Lou said...

Love it. Loved meeting you. Still can't believe I ate that many cheeseburgers.

TwoBusy said...

Outstanding. And I know exactly what you mean... the time-space continuum is feeling rather slippery this week.

nonlineargirl said...

Goodness, if I had thought you had the stapler with you I would have asked for a photo op. As it was I enjoyed meeting you.

I noticed the airport was eerily quiet on Monday too. Guess that's why the customer service agent thought it was okay to tease me that he'd have to charge me the $25 bag fee for each of the 3 flights on my trip home. Good thing I noticed him smiling or I might have lost it. Too tired to think.

The Absence of Alternatives said...

BEST RECAP! EVER!

(sorry for the all capital. was too excited)

A Vapid Blonde said...

Right to the point, no bull shit.
I like it.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Totally.

Also, this is the first time since 2006 I didn't have my picture taken with the red stapler. And I spent like six hours in a row with you.

Weird.

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