Here's the problem, yo. (Did I just say "Yo"? WTF is wrong with me?)
I want to go to the gym.
I just don't want to go TODAY.
Tomorrow is an infinitely better day for the gym.
Today is Thursday. Thursday is the almost-end of the week, a day to relax and gird my loins for one more day at work.
But who can go to the gym on Friday night? Doesn't that automatically make one a loser? Alone, at the gym, after work on Friday? And you know I can't go RIGHT after work because it is way too busy, what with the New Years resolution people and all. And later - that is when I should be having a Friday night. Fun. An outing. Something silly. Not sweaty.
Saturday? Who has time? Too busy.
Sunday? Church, see Mr Stapler, the folks. Sunday night? Oops, gym closes at 8.
I'm shooting for Monday. Monday sounds perfect.
Updated: Ok, I went. Happy now?