We went back to this place for dinner.
Waiter: Would you like something to drink?
Suebob, looking at menu that has fresh-squeezed lemonade listed: Lemonade
Waiter: We don't have lemonade.
Suebob: Hm, you're out?
Waiter: I could make you a mai-tai.
Suebob: Um, no.
Waiter: (after about a minute of silence) We have lemonade.
Suebob (screwing up face with puzzlement): Ok, yeah, right, then, lemonade.
On a scale of one to five, I would rate their service about a zero. The same waitress that was so helpful last time sat our food down and said "Will there be anything else?" and when we said "Silverware?" she said "Oh, silverWARE..." in a tone that suggested the idea was entirely new to her.
Next time: Taco Bell. Where we can get our own spork.