I can't help myself

I saw this guy today that looked like a pit bull.

He was large and muscular and had these flat, scary blue eyes.

"Oh, let's not be judgmental," I thought, in my Sunday Suebobian pollyannish way.

I saw he had a tattoo on his neck.

I hate to seem like a fussbudget, but neck tattoos are downright shudderlicious. They are so publicly in-your-face aggressively tattoey AND seem so painful. AND point to a felonious background, more often than not, right?

I got close enough to read the tattoo.

"Carpe diem," it said. Seize the day.

Well, okay then. That's a nice sentiment and he gets bonus points for the Latin. I am a sucker for dead languages.

He turned and I saw the tat on the other side of his neck.

"Thank God I'm White" it said in a flowy script.

Judgmentland, here I come.