The Orgasm Excuse

I was reading my defunct True Employee Confessions blog and found a confession that came from me, from a job I had back in my early 20s.

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I was having coffee with my manager, Scott, in the office when an employee burst in, late.
"Mark, you're late!" said Scott.
"I KNOW!" said Mark.
"What happened?" said Scott.
"Well, it was like this. I was having sex with my girlfriend and I got done and she said 'But I didn't have a good orgasm!' so I had to do it again. So I was late," Mark said.
Scott and I just sat there, stunned.

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Absolutely true. I can't make this stuff up.