The Brazilians are playing well. I'd like to take Kaka out to play, despite his poopy name.
I know what you're thinking. But I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he's not gay. He's just European.
And I think the Portuguese looked great kicking North Korea's butt 7-0 on Monday. Especially Cristiano. He always looks great, except for the massive amounts of hair product he wears. The rest of the team also seems to be made up of serial Product Abusers.
Attention, Portuguese team - I am available for hair improvement consultation. Call me.
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Looks are everything.
Is it wrong that I can't look past his poopy name?
Can you imagine being the woman who has to look deep into his eyes and say, "I love you, Kaka." There's no way to do that with a straight face.
Ok, I'm going to call Kaká by his proper name from now on: Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite. If he'll let me.
Ricardo is a much steamier name. Suits him better. Especially when you hear it in your head with that trilled 'r' sound... yum...
sorry, I've lost my train of thought.
Oh god, NO. Not the over-styled Portugal team.
Look, my friend, at Spain. Then look again. Then again. Mmm hmm.
Hmmm, Mr Kaka, despite his name, yummy! I've been watching soccer for years, used to love it when the shorts were shorter (we could things back then), but I still enjoy it nonetheless...
Rowwwwwrrrrr!
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