Suebob's Red Stapler: Help indeed

07 August 2006

Help indeed

My new favorite search term used to find this blog:

i shaved my crotch and now it itches what do do help

I love the "help" at the end. It sounds so sad and plaintive.

Any advice?

Finally, some new links over at Linkateria.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...: "What do do" indeed. Which is why I say keep the razor away from the sensitive lady parts!; 9:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Poor Karl. He just wants help.; 9:02 PM
Lisa said...: That made me laugh out loud! Thanks. I needed it.; 9:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Too funny. Someone once found my blog via "my boogers smell".; 10:20 PM
Creative-Type Dad said...: That's pretty funny!

My strangest one was KFC and Kangaroo Meat.; 11:01 PM
noncommon said...: advice? don't shave the crotch!; 8:36 AM
Anonymous said...: Um. Cortisone?

How did they end up here?; 12:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Wax it! baby.

Or something!

I prefer to stay away from nether region advice. Just on principal, mostly.

; ); 2:50 PM
Mom101 said...: Well help her for goodness sake!

By the way suebob, I feel like I have been stalking your comments all over the internet this week. Everytime I go to say something -you have beat me to it, only pithier and more cleverly than I was going to. You don't mind if I just follow you around for the rest of my life going, "Yeah! What she said!" Do you?; 4:20 PM
SUEB0B said...: Elizabeth - yes, I have experience in this matter and you have the best idea.

Chase - snort! You funny.

Lisa - I live to entertain.

Poopy - I wonder if they could smell them INSIDE their nose. Weird. What did you post about that led them to you?

Tony - tastes like chicken!

Chantal - I am never hungry for KFC. But my mom ALWAYS wants to go there. Sigh.

Cameo - I agree, you know that.

Sarah - I once wrote a post about crotch waxing that started a whole "Crotch Wars" with me, Queen of Spain, Suzanne at CUSS and other rants, and a bunch of other people.

Kerri Anne - ouch. I am more an avoider than a waxer.

Mom 101 - that's the nicest thing anyone said all day. Because you KNOW I'd love to hang out with you.; 9:03 PM
Anonymous said...: lol @ Chase!

I wish i had the answers for your itchy queryist but I have to concur with those before me and suggest they simply not ever do that again!; 5:24 AM
Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their Girls said...: Loofa helps; 7:25 AM
Anonymous said...: Hee! I would suggest corn starch or some of that gold bond anti itch powder. What a predicament. All you can really do is wait for it to grow out. (I'm not speaking from experience or anything :o) ); 11:54 AM
SUEB0B said...: Izzy - once was enough for me, too.

Gandhi - a LOOFAH? You are a better/stronger woman than me.

TB - See my comment to Izzy; 6:29 PM