18 October 2006

Status update

Boobs: officially healthy. Not perky, but healthy.

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The year: 1976. Little Suebob is taking the first computer class her high school ever offered. She gets a visit from her Future Self.

Future Self: Don't worry about those tapes and punchcards.

High School Suebob: Why not?

FS: In 2006, you won't have to worry about programming. Someone will have done it all for you. Your computer will fit in a big purse and you'll be able to hear audio and watch video on it. All the computers in the world will be connected in one big system so you can talk to people all over.

High School Suebob: Cool. What will I use it for?

FS: To tell the world about your boobs.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES. YES! I'm so happy for you. Seriously, Sue, I am inordinately excited about this. XOXO and happy day!

SUEB0B said...

Well, thank you!

Anonymous said...

Whoo hoo on the clean boob health news.

Can you get your doctor to call my doctor and give me my reproductive organ test results. Because in the time it's taken you to post about your experience, get the biopsy, get the results, I've been waiting TWICE that to hear about my uterus.

Pull some strings for me...k?

Anonymous said...

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Three cheers for the boobage!

Nut's mom said...

i am so happy for you!!

I got your letter today, thank you!! i look funny but what the hey, right?


And thanks for the support. i really need it. :)

Suzanne said...

Perkiness is way overrated - healthy tits are the way to go.

So glad for you!

super des said...

We told you! and that wasn't even 2 days, was it?

Go celebrate.

Bamboo Lemur Boys Are Mean To Their Girls said...

what a fucking relief. Tell those things to pipe down and behave for christ's sake.

Anonymous said...

Awesome! That's great news. Much relieved.... and just as I had hoped. A lot of expense for nothing!

Stephanie said...

Wooo! I grab my girls on your behalf. Well okay, I just wanted to do that but yay @ the results.

Anonymous said...

And the world will rejoice with you!

meno said...

Excellent news. And several people have now fondled your boobs. All in all a net plus.

Heather B. said...

YAY!!!!!!!

Good, boobs.

Anonymous said...

We only cyber-fondle your boobs because we're fond of you.

Great news, Suebob.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of fondling, I'm not big into boobs...and I don't sport big boobs either. But anyway, anyone here adore having their shoulders caressed? And neck?

For me, boobs are way overrated as funbags.

That was terribly off-topic, but all the fondling of Suebob's boobs took me there.

Anonymous said...

Yea! Great news.

And the funniest Back to the Future note to self I have ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Yea - great news!

And the funniest Back to the Future note to self ever. Ever.

Anonymous said...

Apparently I had a message for each boob.

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

Well, yeah. What else would you use it for? Porn? Sheesh.

I'm so happy for you and your boobs!

Anonymous said...

Yay for healthy boobs. So many boobs.

So many google hits for you.

Anonymous said...

Healthy boobs rule. And perkiness is overrated.

So glad everything is okay.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you didn't have to resort to punch cards and tapes to share this news..

Anonymous said...

Good news indeed. Glad to hear it. :)

Major Bedhead said...

Way to go, Suebob's boobs!

Lynnea said...

Bet your boobs are happy too, and happy boobs make for a happy girl (or lady, or woman, or BlogHer, or whatever you prefer).

Anonymous said...

Hooray for healthy boobs! I got your letter today, thanks for the mini photo cards! There's one of Jennster that cracked me up.

Lisa said...

Yeay. So happy "the girls" are healthy.

And this conversation with young Suebob, CRACKED ME UP. I laughed out loud. And considering I slammed my thumb in my car door last night and it still sort of hurts, I NEEDED a laugh. THANK YOU!

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you're healthy! Hooray!

Hooray for boobs!

Krisco said...

You are too funny.

(and congrats, too!)

Anonymous said...

I am so glad you're OK. Who'd have thought...a boob communicator. I'll never look at my computer the same way again!

Anonymous said...

Yay you!! congrats on your healthy "girls".

Loved the conversation so much that I read it outloud to my husband who also loved it.

Anonymous said...

What great news! Computers rock, and your boobs do too.

spotted elephant said...

Whew! I wish I'd been reading blogs so I could've offered encouragement while you were going through the awful waiting period. I'm glad everything is fine and you're healthy!

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