Suebob's Red Stapler: Limitless talent

07 July 2008

Limitless talent

Today at lunch I managed to bite down on a vertical piece of tortilla chip, tearing a hole in the roof of my mouth.

Sorry I had to tell you that, but I CANNOT stop obsessing about it. I am feeling the roof of my mouth with my tongue and geeking out over the flap of skin hanging down and it is just AAAAUGH so awful and hurty and weird.

I can't think of anything else. I may go mad. Visit me, will you?

11 comments:

Mom101 said...: Could be worse.

Paper cut?; 8:20 PM
Anonymous said...: Ugh! I hate when that happens. It's like having a loose tooth. You just can't stop playing with it. Try warm salt water. Might make it heal better. (I'm guessing here.); 8:23 PM
thailandchani said...: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I've done that before also. At least it heals quickly.; 9:02 PM
Anonymous said...: I've done that and it's a horrible feeling. You have my full sympathy.; 9:29 PM
Project Christopher said...: My mouth tore into a searing pain just reading that! I don't like hard breads for that same reason, it just tears up the inside of my mouth.

Yikes! Hang in there; 5:55 AM
meno said...: (You asked for it.)

I got my wisdom teeth ripped out a few years ago. One of the upper ones left this little point of skin. It's irresistable to me to play with it.; 8:36 AM
Kizz said...: I won't have to visit, I'll be living right alongside you. I never cut my mouth on a chip of any kind before maybe a year or 2 ago. Now it happens all the time! And usually the roof of my mouth like that. Did I just forget how to navigate chips or what?

Drink some cool water and try not to get grossed out.; 9:07 AM
j.sterling said...: are you coming to b'her?!?!! DO I GET TO LICK YOUR STAPLER?!?!?!

did you know that someone else has a freaking blog called red stapler??? i thought it was you. alas, it was not. not trying to start sweetney vs fussypants volume 2 or anything, just saying; 10:40 AM
SUEB0B said...: @jennster - Yes, and they are being all pushy about it too. They have goals and shit. SO not the Red Stapler attitude I have.; 11:28 AM
mar said...: ouchie! that's why i only rarely indulge in cap'n crunch.
and until that flap of skin becomes detachable, it will be unbearable, won't it? that's how i am. messing with it until it comes loose. ergh!
xbedup
what a word verification!; 11:38 AM
KiKi said...: OW.... that sucks. Warm salt water will help. Also peroxide mixed with warm water.; 7:47 PM