While I was searching for wrapping paper amongst the many boxes I have that are labeled "Xmas," I made a startling discovery.
When I moved out from the exBF, I had inadvertently taken a whole box of Christmas ornaments that he had recently purchased.
I should not have gotten them in any case, because he lives in a 12-foot Christmas tree kind of house and I live in a place that has room for a tiny potted tree IF I move a bunch of stuff around.
Yes, I moved out and took my boyfriend's balls.
I wonder if he has been missing them?
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Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope you have health, wealth and love in the New Year, with plenty of time to enjoy them.
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Sounds like neither he, nor anyone else for that matter, has missed his balls. What does that tell you?
I don't even know what to add...other than to wish you a very Merry Christmas!
No matter whose balls you happen to use in your celebration.
haha! well, as my ex-bf said about his previous ex, that's what you get in the divorce. although i think you won out. he got some britney cds from his ex. i got some vhs tapes (forest gump & a robin williams stand-up special) from him.
merry christmas! i'm off to find out what my (unwrapped) gift from the bf is. enjoy your balls!
I always try to take their balls when I leave; as a rule.
Heh heh heh. It's okay if you want to crush them.
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